We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word! There are only
ten times in history when its use has been acceptable:

10. "What the f-----was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Look at all them f-----ing Indians!" -
Custer, 1877

8. "Any f-----ing idiot could understand that."
- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so f-----ing look like her!" -
Picasso, 1926

6. "How the f----- did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the f-----ing ceiling?" -
Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the f----- are we?" - Amelia Earhart,1937

3. "Scattered f-----ing showers.....My ass!" -
Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f-----'s going to find
out?" - Bill Clinton, 1999

And number 1.....drum roll.......

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
f-----ing mad.." - Saddam Hussein.