You'll put me off pulled pork barbecue for life!

The reason people don't do that is because disposing of human remains is legally regulated. Otherwise you'd have people unbalanced by grief having the dearly departed stuffed and displayed in glass cases like Snow White.

I wonder if this cross between taxidermy and performance art will be allowed once she's dead. The last people I heard of that made manufactured goods out of human skin were eventually tried at Nuremburg.

Though I think she may have missed the point with the umbrella stands. People used to use elephants' feet for those because elephants' feet are big. Her foot, made into an umbrella stand, wouldn't hold more than a handful of paper parasols that bartenders put in mimosas.

They could use her mouth, though. That would work.

Regards--
Mary Anne