But I thought this was funny.

Oh, that reminds me. Our pastor told a joke during the sermon that struck me a lot funnier than it probably should have:

A guy goes down to the docks to hire someone to take him fishing. An old fisherman is sitting in a boat, and agrees to take the guy out.

They row to a nice spot in the lake, and the guy notices the old fisherman has no rod and reel, just a tacklebox and a big net.

The old fisherman opens the tacklebox, pulls out a stick of dynamite, and lights it. He holds it for a second, then tosses it into the water. There's a huge explosion. The old fisherman picks up the net and begins hauling stunned fish into the boat.

The guy whips out a badge, and says, "Aha! I'm the game warder, and you're under arrest!"

The old fisherman opens the tacklebox, pulls out a stick of dynamite, and lights it. He holds it for a second, then hands it to the game warden.

He says, "Well? Are you going to just sit there, or are you going to fish?"