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Off Topic » in reply to Re: Tom...altogether you have WAY too many deities!

Don't pay attention to that mean SDAI-Tech1!

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~BG1T-AKMT/cha_mpp.gif


Hi! I'm one of Tom's deities, you can call me Aika. You may wonder why my eyes look like pinballs but it's as close as my "talented" animators who can't draw real eyeballs can come to it. I look like 5,672,235,433 other Japanese animation characters but don't insult me by saying we all look alike!

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~BG1T-AKMT/mizuiro_2.gif


Hi! I'm Mizuiro. Another of Tom's deities. I live a tough life. My animators like to dress me as a schoolgirl and pose me in shots where it looks like you can see up my skirt. Yes, I come from a country where schoolgirls and rapeman are popular with Japanese men. Fortunately SDAI has cropped this image of me to preserve my dignity.

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~BG1T-AKMT/yoko_1.gif


Hello. We're Yoko and Saki. I'm the one with the schoolgirl pigtails and pink hair(yoko) and I've got a big schoolgirl bow. (Saki) Don't you love our bright colored hair? In Japan all the animators who draw us have black hair and they fantasize about bright pastel colors! We haven't earned a spot on Tom's deity list yet - but we're working hard on it!

Look how hard we are trying!

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Pagoda/4461/panty60.jpg


Surely Tom will notice us now!

http://www.yu-gi-oh.co.uk/characters/pics/pegasus.jpg


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

You see HZ-ers, my name is Maximillian Pegasus. I am going to control Tom's mind with subliminal messages put into all the Anime films he worships! With my Millennium eye I can see om's weaknesses. His love of capitalism has been programmed by me as well. He was a liberal peacenik when I started with him! I will use him to design me rockets which I will use to take over the earth, mars and the planets! And here you thought this was just a show for kids! My plans of ultimate conquest are just beginning!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

No!
You are not the final puppet master. We are the Interstellar Dust Bunnies and we control ALL earth-people's minds.

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/9909/ngc891_wiyn.jpg


Worship us.
Worship us!
WORSHIP US!

LMAO!

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