In the good ol' days
[[[[NOTE: This post is for entertainment purposes only and is not published as anything remotely resembling fact!!!]]]]
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In the good ol' days, when I was either Military or Civil service, I always had a really good stash of office supplies at home. Isn't that the only reason to work for the gubmint?
To steal all you can before being fired or retired???
I mean, lots of jobs are more honorable and pay better...
Towel boy at "Moonlight Ranch" comes to mind, but that was taken and they never returned my resume!