Mostly because of what time of morning it is... color those face-faulted eyes bloodshot-red...

Black holes are called "black" because their gravity is so strong not even light could get out, if there was any light inside. That means: all other kinds of information, too. So even if there was one close enough to send a space probe to (it's a real good thing there isn't!), and if the probe could survive the hard radiation (x-rays, mostly) coming off the other stuff falling in, and the "tides" (it would be pulled to stringy bits by the hole's gravity), there's one more hurdle to jump: time slows down as one approaches the speed of light, until it stops just as you reach light-speed, which is how fast the probe would be going at the very "surface" (event horizon) of the hole.

What that means is: it couldn't observe anything to report - observing takes time.

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