'female entertainer' to greet him at arrival at alfalfa. Could you imagine bouncing off Soyuz after a grueling ride into the arms of a busty astronautette sportin' cleavage and handing you a Cosmopolitan?

Man what a trip that would be. The young businesses strapped for cash trying to launch a commercial space program should consider some of this stuff with the overwhelming pool of eccentric millionaires in the would they'd make a killin'. Many of these rich guys don't what to go to space for a week and hang out with a bunch of tight arsed men they want female companionship. (the ladies have to be hot no 'hanks').