Near-Earth Santa
NASA is currently tracking what appears to be an asteroid approaching earth. It's current path will bring it within closest approach on December 24th, Christmas Eve.... it may change direction at that time and head directly for the many homes of Earth children, all snug in their beds! Astronomers are training their telescopes in attempts to get a visual of what is suspected to be Santa Claus, but it is known that all previous attempts have failed - something to do with speed of light travel, or blurring effects.
Near-Earth Object Tracking