Since I saw this joke at almost the same time as I saw this posting I thought I would pass it on:

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up
to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally
attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group
of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who
gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."