And not a "gall"-dern thing she can do about it.

Garver is one of at least two prospective candidates for the late October Soyuz mission.

"Prospective." That's a laugh. She's already a ding against her -- not that it really mattered.

Radio Shack is in it for the money, and that's why they sponsor people. The group will bring a lot more Shack publicity than some ex-NASA rep. Besides, space is for the average Joe, and kids really do think they are a lot like more NSYNC than some rocket scientist.

Argue it any way you like. I know she's no rocket scientist. You know she's no rocket scientist. I know she's a soccer mom. You know she's a soccer mom. I know she's a glorified travel agent. You know she's a glori-...

Well, okay. We know. We also know that NSYNC is comprised of people about as average to the neighborhood bebopper as the Beach Boys, the Beatles, and the Mamas and the Papas would have been -- but they would be a sure advertiser's choice, and so is Lance Bass.

...Who I couldn't pick out of a police lineup if my life depended on it...

Dan