Humph!
A lawyer fighting stupidity by being stupid? Combating ridiculousness by being ridiculous?
What a concept. I'm going to have to think about that one, Raoul. Either it's brilliant, or one of the dumber things to hit the pike in a while.
Now, I don't know about Europe, but in the US to homestead anything you had to reside there part of the time and "improve" the property.
I wish him luck.
Arf