Kirk & Spock are on an alien planet surrounded by angry amazon females bent on collecting child support payments. In desperation, Kirk flips open his communicator:

Kirk: "Scotty, two to beam up!"

Scotty: "I can't figure it out captain! We may have to break the laws of physics captain!"

Kirk: "Spock, how do we do that ?!"

Spock: "This is highly illogical..."

Kirk: "Scotty, get us out of here !!!"

Scotty: "Aye aye captain, engaging transporter..."

Spock materializes as a fire hydrant, and Kirk panics....

Kirk: "Scotty! What happened to Spock?!"

Scotty: "I do not know captain, there must have been a surge in the pattern inverter coupling. I knew I should not have had the waffle-maker plugged in..."

Kirk: "My God! Can you get him back again?"

Scotty: "Aye, but it'll take some time."

Kirk: "Good, I need a break from all that science crap."