Yes there are indeed man made objects on the Moon.
At present we are studing what appears to be some sort of vehicle that is located near an Apollo landing site.
But the resolution is so poor we can't tell exactly what it is.
Leading scientists have speculated that it is PROBABLY alien in origin probably left there after the Apollo mission.
Wait...I hear something... a hum and a chhhh chhhh sound.
Stand by...
There seems to be some sort of alien spacecraft hovering above the treetops.
"Can you examine that Fred?"
"Don't get too close!"
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No wait thats the Lunar rover we sent.
Hey you told me we brought that back!
Never mind.
