Something reliable
I think we can reliably tell that you are an evil twisted troll and not an innocent naieve babe in the woods.
The general rule of thumb in these cases is that the trolls are never, ever, right and everyone else is not wrong.
You and Dmitry are implicated as conspirators and you can go fit vegetables in various orifices.
LOL.
BTW, do you understand the concept of compression artefacts?
