Re: London from LEO
"Berlin Approach, this is British Airways Speedbird 103, please advise runway and exit point for this day, over."
Speedbird 103, this is Berlin Approach, please enter on runway 27L and turn left at taxiway 5 for the terminal"
"Berlin Approach, this is Speedbird 103, please say again, which taxiway?"
"Speedbird 103, from BNerlin Approach, please take taxiway 5 for the terminal"
"Uh, Berlin Approach, is that taxiway exiting to right or left of the runway?"
"Speedbird 103, have you ever been to Berlin before?"
"Yes, Berlin, but last time I didn't stop after unloading..."