REUTERS(UK)

Madame De'Villipuntzoise-framboise, Grand Poohbah-matrix (GBP) of the Parisian Center for Dubious but Entirely French Science (PCDEFS) declared today that her own personal lab has confirmed the existence of the long-speculated Orgone Force.

"Traditionally, in the past, Evil Americans have claimed that Orgone Energy had generative power to *spawn* vegetation in otherwise sterile conditions", claims the GPB. Her lab, A Parisian public toilet, is entirely free contagion because 'no American would ever set foot here', according to the GBP. (indeed, parisians typically inform americans that there ARE no public toilets in all of France).

"However, we have confirmed the opposite! We find that at least one type of vegetative material- Prince Charles, DESTROYS vegetative life in otherwise sterile conditions". The sectret, she claims, lays in his ability to make anything, even sex with Britney Spears, sound horrifyingly boring. Life simply wilts at the onslaught of completely empty, bland and someone cognitively impared dialogue delivered through his someone equine face.The GPB is already planning a Weaponized prince charles for the destruction of America.

--Davin DeVeouxoise-woowoo-Lafontaine

PS:

I have French ancestry (Lafon as a last name), So I can attest that no frenchmen were harmed or bathed during the making of this vaguely offensive satire.