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Re: Howwwwwwelllll! (correction!!! for sam)

REB forgot:

"Or a Troll"... as in no problem for anyone EXCEPT a warewolf or a Troll...

Trolls tend to melt into something resembling tapioca pudding when looking full-on at a lunar eclipse. Its not pretty.

How to view one:

Cut a hole in the heel of your shoe EXACTLY big enough for your pinky and place the sole on your face, with the hole lined up with your RIGHT eye (side is important, as ONLY your right optic nerve is capable of seeing the moon). When you see the moon through the hole, recite:

"google.com does not exist and books are for stinky-poohs" until you pass out...

The sole of any shoe should be sufficient to block-out most Moreons, the particle responsible for most Troll 'Tapioca' deaths, and a hole the size of your pinky should limit exposure. The recital is a special Wiccan Spell from the great Yeti that is a Mantra of Troll Protection.

I hear it [the Wiccan Yeti Spell] is also good for finding Terrorist Links and WMD in third world contries who have offended the USA.

Enjoy the eclipse,

Davin L.

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