Gift of Hype gab?
I don't think you appreciate the gift of hype gab.
It is the ability to talk for twenty or thirty minutes, with comercial breaks, and not say anything defenitive or concrete.
You probably don't appreciate abstract art either like the all black painted pieces of plywood hung on the wall at one of the Smithsonian art museums.
I have tried on occasion to experiment with hype gab but I end up hating myself.