I have always wanted to see someone with the intellect and humor to answer every stupid question with a stupid and sarcastic reply.

When does the battle start?
A. Oh, at 9:15 sharp tommorrow and we will be handing out press kits that have diagrams of our strategic plan and a time line for the next 30 days.

Do you know where Bin Ladin is?
A. Sure, he is registered at the Motel 6 in downtown Kabul, room 100. We are going to apprehend him there tommorow, around 10 AM Kabul time..

I have never understood why it is necessary to respond to stupid questions with serious answers even after the question has been asked and answered numerous times.