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Tips for air travellers

Some thoughts on what to do if hijacked, now in 20-20 hindsight that we know the real consequences are not a free trip to Cuber.

* 1st, throw anything and everything at the camel fuckers

* Then quickly charge 'em and throw airline blankets or your jackets over their heads (If you've evere been in a real close quarters fight you know that pulling the shirt/jacket over the opponents face usually results in a W for the home team)

* Use your sharpest and strongest pens or car keys and go for the eyes or gentialia (sorry for the male bashing)

Any other thoughts?

-philw (govt really needs to put capable Sky Marshalls on board)

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