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LOL, this just in from Fox News

my mom was watching it an relayed this to me, she is notorious for providing inaccurate first person accounts of things so caveat emptor.

Brit Hum was moderating a discusion between Fred Barnes, Mort Condraky, and Jeff Birnbahm,

Brit: Recently Jesse Jackson has said the Taliban has called on him to medeate the situation. . . However the taliban has said that they have never heard of him and but if he wants to come he can. Who do you belive? Jeff?

Jeff: Well uh. . . . I guess I would say the Taliban.

Brit: Mort?

Mort: Weel uh, with the two american girls over there, uh. . .I would think that thier parents called him to get him involved in order to get them home. . . so I think Jese might be wrong. . . .

Brit: Fred?

Fred: oh theres no question I think the Taliban is right.

Brit: gee guys thats three for the Taliban! C'mon thats not very patriotic is it?

here have some salt,
-Justin Kelly

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