Someone had mentioned in a threat below that the Taliban would probably find self-help books useless. This set me to thinking about titles that might possibly sell in the region -- ergo:

"Feeding Your Anger"

"Suitcase Sagger Missiles for Dummies"

"The Real Way to Get Ahead in Politics"

"Contained Volatiles: Fertilizer + Time + Heat = ?"

"DICTATORSHIP: A Learner's Guide"

"Plastic Flatware: the Ultimate Weapon"

"Blow It All Up, and Let Allah Sort Them Out"

"Selecting the Next World Class Martyr"

"Becoming the Next World Class Martyr"

"Decorating Tips and Ideas for Your New Starter-Bunker"

"Flight Attendant Control Made Easy"

"The Big Picture:
I'm Obviously RIGHT, So You MUST Be WRONG"

"Altering Cityscapes: A 3 Step Plan"

"Be Rid of the Infidel Next Door -- Forever"

"A Treeless Land is a Good Land"

"How to Properly Keep a Woman:
From the Memoirs of Osama bin Laden"
Forward by Taliban Leader Mullah Mohammad Omar

"A World Under Wraps"

"Finding Your Neighbor's Christian Name -- Then Killing Him"

"The 'Light' at the End of the Mission"

"Omar's Nursery Rhymes"
Including Such Favorites As:
"BOOM Goes the Weasel"
"You Hate the World, Because the World Hates You"
"Mary Had a Little Bomb"
And Omar's Personal Best:
"Tick, Tick, Tick..."

"Air Traffic Control for Dummies"

"The Slave Owner's Blue Book"

"'Close Enough' -- Passport ID Imaging Made Simple"

More?
Dan