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Latest Taliban Threat to the U.S.
Saturday, October 13, 2001
By Ken Spires / I don’t really know where he works...

Short

KABUL, Afghanistan -- My Brother, Ken
A shocking development took place today as the ruling members of the Taliban held a press conference threatening the United States if its territory is invaded. Emigration Czar Mohmammed Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities "would not hesitate for one moment" to cut off the U.S. supply of convenience store managers.
(My Brother was the News Source)
2001 © Ken Spires (I’ll grant him the Circle C Ranch brand, but he might have gotten it from a buddy).

Dan