The infidels' bombs are useless! We are broadcasting once again! Here is this week's schedule:

Taliban TV Guide

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "Everybody Loves Osama"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right"

WEDNESDAY
8:00 - "Goodnight America"
8:30 - "Third Rock From Kabul"
9:00 - "When Northern Alliances Attack"
9:30 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Donkey"
10:00 - "Just Shoot Everyone"

THURSDAY
8:00 - "Lifestyles of the Dirt Poor and Dusty"
8:30 - "West Wing ER"
9:00 - "Veilwatch"
9:30 - "Who Wants To Be A Martyr"
10:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long Black Shapeless Dresses and Veils"

FRIDAY
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30: "My Two Bagdads"
9:00 - "Achmed's Creek"
9:30 - "No Witness News"
10:00 - "Wild Wild Mid East"
10:30 - "I Dream of Jihad"