Oh I duuno, it was lamely amusing
Though little beats the Onion.
As for "the air of superiority and permanent snotboy sneer" - no comment!
BTW, anyone hava problem with this statement
Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Orrin Hatch Will All Be Fighting This War for Us! These are all honorable men, men of their word, men who would not expect someone else to fight their battles for them. They have all called for war, revenge, blood -- and, by God, it is blood I want them to have! Now that we are at war, let us insist that those who have cried the loudest for the killing be the first to go and do just that!