Hallelujah!

Well the oil pipeline will be coming through now. SM and Dennis and all the other web-detectives have finally figured it out.

I have had to bite my tongue - but it's no longer necessary - as the cat is out of the bag.

The Northern Alliance are really being trained to install the pipeline. Every fourth Northern Alliance member is a Halliburton trained professional. Every fifth one wears a UNOCAL orange globe.

We already have new rigs up all over the alliance controlled territory.

Now, the hardest part was getting folks to suicide themselves so as to get this war going in the first place. Stock options just didn't quite do the job.

So Osama and Bush met and orchestrated this whole thing. It's good the Pink Pakistani elephants could be kept in check though. It also would have been a bad scene if the infamous Mazar flying monkeys attacked the alliance foot soldiers.

When talking to Ms. Snow White the other day, she said that Grumpy had a cold caught from Sneezy and that Dopey said his first word.

Of course the best news of the day, is that yesterday I purchased the Golden Gate Bridge for a thousand dollars. If I had had a thousand more I could've purchased tariff rights on the Panama canal - but I don't know much about canals and would find it hard to collect them.

On to new things though...

Has anyone else noticed that it's getting darker earlier?

There is pretty obviously a conspiracy afoot to make people use more electricity? I better scan the web to see what I can find - as this can't be something attentive people can overlook.

I'm going to follow the money on this one. I know Cheney may be involved somehow, and Bush too, but from preliminary web scans - I see that this has been happening longer than I thought. It may have been George Washington - I hear he invented a pair of dentures - it probably wasn't tough for him to conjure up a sun darkener.

Some of these sites have been helpful to me in doing my research:

www.barnumslaughing.com/conspiracy/mrns/drvl.html

www.hexnuttrigoncult.org/members/gullble.html

www.paranoiddelusionsrus.net/agenda/megapsych.html

www.IamsofullofhateIcouldburst.com/politics/lies/rant.html

If these are any indication - there are a lot of people looking for the truth out there and I can tell some of them are well researched, thoughtful folks who seem to have a lot of inside information.

Now, I better be going, the million points of light need to be powered up and I've got an oil spill to schedule in an environmetally sensitive area - timing is everything on these things you know...a few miles off and we miss wiping out a species or two.

Hot on the trails,

SDAI-Tech1
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NOTE: The Surgeon General has determined that reading this post may cause one to become schizophrenic, depressed or confused. While this post piece is a joke, it's perusal by uninformed posters may cause serious emotional disturbances. Using this post to line cat litter boxes may result in Feline Fecal Irregularity.
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PSS If any poster feels lampooned by this post it is purely unintentional. This post may appear to be aimed at SM and Dennis - but really - REALLY* it is a conspiracy within a conspiracy to confuse the conservatives and make them doubt Bush, who everyone with half a brain knows is our illegitimate President.
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*Yes. Really^
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^Well maybe not. ;-)