Man Runs Through Airport Security... then Vanishes!!!
No. He didn't teleport to his waiting spaceship in orbit. But he did elude security at a major airport. I can't believe it's still as easy as this! It reminds me of punks who ride the subway who jump the turnstiles and hop on a train without paying. The subway in my city has solved this problem by installing new turnstiles that resemble revolving doors. Only one person can go through at a time, and if you haven't dropped your token in the slot the door won't turn, and you can't get though.
Man Eludes Airport Security