Mullah Omar abandons surrender negotiations and declares "I had a dream!"
<"I have had a dream in which I am in charge for as long as I live."
Okay, that shouldn't last more than a few days, right? He can be in charge until the bomb with his name on it hits home. In the meantime, many Taliban members are asking the all important question, "Which way is Pakistan?" (or to put it in WWII terms, "How do I get out of this chicken outfit?")