Re: Osama bin Laden Escaped to Pakistan, Says Aide . . .
"Binny send his regards from Pakistan. As a senior al Qaeda representative, I can assure you that there're only WalMarts here now; no more Targets. Everyone please go home."
You know, I don't care where he is. I just hope an American gets to pull the trigger on him. Maybe Geraldo can put a cap in his butt live on FOX. Actually, the more I think about that, the more I like it: captured and executed by a talk-show host. The only way that would be more humiliating is if Jerry Springer did it.