Karaoke must be stopped!
I've heard that "Karaoke" is Japanese for "tone deaf." It inflicts massive and needless suffering on millions of people every year as would-be singers prove musical talent is indeed a rare commodity. Some good friends entertain a lot at their home. When they break out the Karaoke mike, it's time to go home. This is one crackdown we can all rally behind! Karaoke must DIE!