I knew I forgot to post a real doozy
of a story. It involves Clinton.
This one is real folks!
It was not printed in the Weekly World News, or the barely credible
website, www.yellowtimes.org.
I found this story originally in, of all places a Washington Post website
at this URL, http://www.washingtonpost.com/punditocracy.html.

Here it is!
In a televised public appearance at the Kennedy Center on October/09/2001,
Bill Clinton said that "[sic]he can legally apply to run for President of France if he moves there..."

Bill Clinton has aspirations to become
the next PRESIDENT of FRANCE???

All I can say is, "Bon Voyage, Monsieur Clinton! Au Revoir!"

Jacob Samorodin