New York -
The United Nations today declared that nations of the world should agree to the proposals of the United States and that efforts in any other direction were "counter-productive".

The White House welcomed the statement and knew that the war on terrorism would go from good to great.

The United Nations included a statement condemning any nations who have harbored terrorists.

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Washington DC -

In a bizarre incident today, President Bush saved the life of toddler who was accidentally pushed off of a railing and into the reflecting pool on the mall today by an aide of Senator Daschle.

Bush who was about to enter his limousine, spotted the struggling child and performed CPR as the child had stopped breathing. No statement from Senator Daschle's office has yet been received, but one staffer, under condition of anonymity declared, "this stuff happens all the time." Democrats on the hill have killed two children already and Bush has saved three people from near-fatal accidents. You seldom hear about it, but this time a local tourist with a camcorder caught the whole thing and sold the video footage to a TV station the networks had to air it."

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Boy that sounds 'spooky'! ;-)

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