New York Police investigate a Financial MagicBus accident.

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There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survivedthe accident except a monkey which was on board at the time and there wereno witnesses. The New York Police try to investigate further but they getno results. At best, they try to interrogate the poor old monkey. And sureenough, the monkey seems to respond to their questions with facial expressionsand hand gestures.

The old chimp senses some easy bananas at hand and responds to thequestions of the Police.

The Police Chief asks, "What were the people doing on the bus?"

The monkey shakes his head in a condemning manner and starts moving his hips to and fro, dancing around Mick Jagger style; meaning thepeople were dancing and having fun.

The chief asks, "Yeah, but what else were they doing?".

The monkey brings his hand to his mouth as if holding a bottle anddoes a Mick Jagger with his lips.

The chief says, "Oh! They were drinking, huh??!" The chief continues,
"Okay, were they doing anything else?"

The monkey nods his head and moves his mouth back and forth doingthe Mick Jagger with the lips again; meaning they were talking.

The chief loses his patience, "If they were having such a great time,who and the hell
was driving the stupid bus then?"

The monkey cheerfully swings his arms to the sides and in front ofhim as if grabbing a wheel.

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