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Take a look at this picture. I will show you what a confidential analyst sees - for FREE. (HUSH HUSH!)

1)
This picture was taken in the middle east.

(Duh right?)

2)
The placards are all pre-made.

Meaning a specific group printed them up and handed them out to volunteers. Usually a sign of a small group of protesters - not a large grassroots movement that made their own signs and joined up together.

3)
The Placards are all in ENGLISH.

Which means 99% of the ARABS CAN'T READ THEM. In fact it is quite possible the PLACARD HOLDERS can't read them. The blank look in their faces shows they probably don't know what they are saying.

4)
The phrase "SAVE A CHILD" appears on them.
The Palestinian culture puts very little emphasis on the preservation of children - in fact the culture exploits them and suggests dying young in the name of Allah is a good thing. This phrase is a WESTERN phrase. this leads us to our next analysis which puts it all together...

5)
This movement is sponsored from outside the middle east.
Heck even a disgruntled citizen like Bowser could be behind these "arab" boycott protests. ;-) However since STARBUCKS is a primary target - it could just as well be the lawyer from Berkeley drumming up more "coffee news". However, if we call in our assistant analysts we will find out more....

6)
The protest is originated in America instead of europe.
How can one tell? That one slipped past me. "Because the spelling of Cappucino as CRAPPUCINO..duhhhh! The word CRAP has no meaning in europe. Obviously an American who watched Beavis and Butthead." Thanks a lot for your insight Tech5!

So there you have it. The big Arab boycott being sponsored and promoted...yes... from inside America....and some Beavis and Butthead watching arab sympathizer...

Time for the Bush's new "SS" team to bust down doors and crack some heads...

;-)

SDAI-Tech1