Now that's good
You are obviously an experienced North Westerner. You've hit most of the major points but left off how snow causes us to go into instant paralysis.
The trip to Bellevue is about 45minutes- at 5:00am. I worked tech support for a tax software company in Bellevue for 2 months during the tax season. They had changed from an Access database to an SQL database and the transition was ugly. 14 hours a day listening to irate costumers and doing our best to solve their problems.
I’ll get around to sending them my resume, as soon as I find the floppy disk where it resides.
Thanks for the help Bowser