Democratic Battle Plan for 2004
Democrats are going to switch candidates in New Jersey because it looks like Torricelli would lose. In Hawaii, they were going to be running a dead candidate for the House (they have since decided to hold a special election).
Now, by synthesizing these two concepts, a brilliant strategist at the DNC has come up with the strategy for 2004:
In October of 2004, the Democratic candidate will step aside, and be switched for a new candidate:
John F. Kennedy