Well if the latest candidate doesn't seem to be working out
just bring in Bill Clinton, have him rent an apartment somewhere in NJ, and exactly two days before the election suddenly announce that what's-his-name isn't feeling well so Clinton's the new Democratic candidate! He'll give two solid days of Academy award winning speeches about the good, 'ole days when he was President, and the Democratic Party will ask the NJ Supreme Court to simply continue the blatant disregard for any and all election laws and residency requirements. After all it's the spirit of the law that's counts, not what's written down in clear English, and who better than Bill Clinton to come to the rescue of the poor disenfranchised voters of New Jersey?
