Then there's this: the ever-dreaded Bob Jones Connection! Bane of many a Republican! You can tour Cuba with Castro and eat at his palace, talk up Saddam Hussein, or defend Pol Pot, but woe to you if you have given a speech or done anything remotely related to Bob Jones University!

When the Left and their media buddies target your ass, you'd better kiss it goodbye. They must have 800 reporters working this hit. Suddenly, journalists who usually spend their sleepy days reprinting press releases become crack researchers. I figure in two days they'll find a photo of him at five years old sticking his tongue out at a black kid.