Tricks
Does it ever bother Democrats that dimbulb tricks that wouldn't work on a kindergartener are always assumed to be an effective way to keep a Democrat from voting? What does this say about their constituency?
I could put out a flyer that said,
"Hey, buddy, did you know you can vote for a Democrat by touching his picture on the TV and saying out loud, "I vote for YOU"?
and I would be immediately accused of keeping hordes of Democrats away from the polls.