Colin Powell - No take over of valuable resource planned in event of attack.

Sound good? There’s more.

“WASHINGTON, Dec. 29 — The United States plans to secure Iraqi oilfields if it invades and is looking into the possibility of ramping up oil production beyond the U.N. oil-for-food program to pay for post-war reconstruction, Bush administration officials said on Sunday.”

Now, how do they do that without taking them over? Usually you don’t get lies like this in ONE news story. This would be two stories.

You bet they will “secure” those fields. And after Halliburton gets its cut, after Iraq pays war reparations, after Turkey’s debts are paid, after the billions to Britain, the Western oil companies get theirs, Halliburton gets a bit more, etc.,

IRAQIS WILL GET EVERYTHING LEFT!

Such a deal. Whatcha wanna bet that will be a bit less than now. OK, you win. A lot less than now!!!

Just in time for joke of the year, and it’s from Colin Powell.

Arf (heh, heh, heh. It IS funny.)