We can all sleep a liitle more soundly when we realize Duhbya is protecting us from all sorts of villainy, why...we know about all those foreigners out there

"They're nothing but a bunch of cold-blooded killers. And so we got to do everything we can here at home to protect you, and we are.

Listen, any time -- we understand the stakes now, and any time somebody's thinking about about doing something to America and somehow we're reading their thoughts, or reading their mail, we're moving on 'em. We're disrupting 'em. We're denying 'em. We absolutely refuse to let these terrorists have their way."

- Preznit Duhbya, during a "stump speech" in South Bend Indiana, on Halloween Day, 2002.

Have you checked your mail Bowser?

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