What's the latest word on the trans-Afganistan pipeline...

I bought Haliburton stock as a conspiratorial-hedge on this deal and I'm still waiting for the big pay-off you promised.

I thought the trans-Afganistan pipe-line would be half-finished now...Sure, there would be terrorist attacks every day against the Trans-Afganistan pipe-line, but then that's why I arbitraged the deal by buying a bunch of Raytheon and other Military Industrial Complex stocks as well. In an ideal chaos + unstable puppet government + oil pipe-line build-out situation, both the oil stocks and the defense stocks promised to pay-off big time.

I don't understand. Where is the Pipeline deal that you promised was behind the war in Afganistan? Where is the chaos you promised that would result from the American Empire's take over of Afgainstan? I thought I had the perfect Arbitrage play set up based on your conspiracy theories...

Maybe now I know why Democrats are so downtroddin in their orientation...They're out to lunch when it comes to knowing where the money is to mafe. I feel like a fool for listening to your "Follow the oil money trail arguments...I tried , through devils advocacy to shoot holes in your argument that Afganistan was all about oil, but your arguments and rhetorical skills seemed so superior.

Splinx, Bowser, Lindy...I hold you all personally responsible for my losses. I have sent a letter to the SEC to have you investigated... I think you were actually short playing my arbitrage while at the same time trying to sucker me in...You are clever devils.

I'm going to be forced to put off the purchase of my new Jaguaaar for at least another 6 months. I'm really getting sick of my Hummer's poor gas milage and I really wanted to trade-up. But in listening to your conspiracy theories, my financial situation has taken a serious turn for the worse.

I hope you have a nice day, cause mine stinks...

Scott (P.S. Should I post this on the flame board as well?)