Alcaray!
I'm surprised at your morbidity!
>"I've gotta say I love watching wars. Gulf war I was the best programming the boob tube ever had. "
I am somewhat shocked to say the least! People were dying left, right and center....and you LOVED watching it?? Maybe because it only looked like Walt Disney fireworks, or some virtual reality game for you? You couldn't see or smell the blood, the torn bodies and the destruction.
How can any one person call that good programming?
I'd hesitate to say you are well-programmed yourself.