Is there anything duct tape can not do,

Ridge: Latest Warning Most Serious Since Sept. 11
From the article;

“Monday, federal officials recommended that Americans should take basic disaster-preparation steps such as maintaining a three-day stockpile of food and water. They also recommended obtaining duct tape and plastic sheeting to seal a house in the event of a chemical or biological attack or disaster.”

Okay, I understand duct tape, that stuff fixes everything, and I have tons of it. It kept my old car together. But what’s up with the plastic sheets? Don’t forget to stockpile the beer. I think I still have all those Y2K supplies.

Seriously, I wish they would give us some instructions on how to seal up our homes without suffocating ourselves. I would say it would be quicker to get in the car and drive than to seal up the house, but I suspect such an attack would have the roads jammed.