In the rest room an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the
urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his
hands...clear up to his elbows....he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to
the other two men and commented, "I graduated from OU, and I was taught to be clean." The
lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and
commented, "I graduated from Baylor and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas A&M, and
they taught us not to pee on our hands.

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The huge corn-fed Texas Aggie decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.

"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," said the Aggie. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

The Aggie hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

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An Texas Aggie was hitch-hiking and was picked up by another Aggie in a Cadillac. The first Aggie asked the second how he got the car. The second Aggie replied that he had been hitch-hiking when he was picked up by a beautiful girl in a Cadillac. They pulled off on a side road, went off onto a dirt road and then into a clearing in the middle of nowhere. The beautiful girl got out of the car, took off all her clothes and said, "Take anything you see."

"Well, the clothes didn't fit, so I took the car."