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Al Quada Leader: Where were you? You were supposed to blow up the building?

Cal B Recruit: Yeah, like I know Dude, but there was like this slammin' party over at the frat, man. Wall-to-wall skirt, and like free beer and stuff. It was wicked awesome...I got so wasted...man, I can like blow stuff up tommorow, right...like the building's still there, man...

Al Quada Leader: Yes, you see, that's the point you stupid infidel, the building's still there...

Cal B Recruit: Okay, so like don't have a full core meltdown, dude...why do today what you can put off 'til like tommorow, right...(laughs)

Al Quada Leader: (Sighs) These darned Yankee devils will be the death of me yet...

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