Hey, how hi-tech can Duhbya get...we now are blessed with preznit's pray-along site. Don't y'all feel better now?
Prey along at www.presidentialprayerteam.org

And don't miss the government funded Tom Ridge special where you can find the best prices on duct tape and such useful information as instruction to put a cloth over your mouth and nose and breathe through it in the even of a chemical/biological attack. Being careful the cloth allows you to get air in.

Don't you feel safer now?

Ain't it grand to see our tax dollars at work? Remember to get under your desk in the case of a nu chu lar attack!

Is that whirring sound Thomas Jefferson spinning in his grave?

Publius