Bruiser McDonald, weighing in at 280 pounds and managed by Uncle Starbuck, assisted in his tag match by the Great Buffoon at 60 pounds, a combined weight of 340 pounds of lean, mean fighting machine

IS TAKING ON, IN A GRUDGE MATCH,

The Minor Irritant, who comes in at 23 pounds of vicious, snarling camel driver. That’s right, twenty-three pounds.

Uncle Starbucks beat his chest at a press conference and says this fight has been 12 years in the making.

Heh, heh. Not much of a fight, huh?

If The Minor Irritant lasts an entire 3 days they should fire all General Officers and the Commander-in-Chief. Should fire him anyway.

Arf (and they want to call it a “war”! They don’t know what “war” is. This is a slaughter.)