Bin Laden is Alive
Gee Tom, why am I not surprised?
Although I have no doubt we'll catch him, I can see us giving him some type of diplomatic immunity to settle our differences with Islam in the future.
Of course we'll probably use nuclear blackmail or some such thing, and he'll call off his hoardes, just so that he (their religious leader) can live.
And we'll set him up VERY well too.
<Bin Laden Still Alive>.
Just my take on it. Go figutre.