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My thinktank came up with a figure of 2.6 million Iraqi Dead.

Bush is a war monger. Once he tastes Iraqi blood he will go nuts until the UN throws together a militia and puts down the American military menace once and for all.

Then Bush will be removed from power and Kofi Anon will appoint Ted Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, and Martin Shean as the temporary triumpharate rulers of the conquered unilateralists until the UN can find a puppet leader to rule each of the 50 individual countries that will make up the Disarmed and Disunited States of Amerika (DDSA).

This will permenantly insure that France and Germany will have some measure of a chance of winning more medals in the Olympics. As each of the 50 conquered countries will be forced to field its own Olympic team.

Anne Leftleaner

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